Drugs

A few drugs have been made to improve bubble-making. Bubble tea sold at cafe bubblete is the only marketable one, because it technically has no toot-altering chemicals. However, some people made and used harmful drugs in bubble-making competitions.

"Bath bombs" was a code name for a white powder that, when inserted correctly, can result in larger and more bubbly toots. An incident involving placing an actual bath bomb up one's buttocks did occur in a minor league competitive game. Luckily, no one was hurt. The toots of that person were extra nice smelling for a few days after that.

The famous drug "Brown stuff" is a horrible drug that was once used by an unnamed bubblemaker in 1992. Drinking this pungent liquid may result in total bowel failure or loss of bladder control, both of which can result in immediate disqualification. However, when this drug works, the bubbles exceed 2,000. This is a very powerful liquid, but in 1996, it was officially eradicated and no one publicly has the recipe.

Many more legal cooking ingredients are listed below, along with its local price.

Brownshroom: A brown mushroom that increases tooting capacity and strength. 1 ounce: $0.83

Bubble fizz: A white clumping powder that makes toots preserve their bubble state even after leaving the rear. 1 ounce: $3.00

Buttcrackers: A pill that makes toots explosive. Literately! 1 pill: around 80 cents. (license required.)

Bowel Root: The root of a plant that grows in the poop swamp and mud desert. It helps you poop faster. 1 ounce: 2.50

Bath Bombs: A white powder that makes poops more bubbly. (Not publicly sold) 1 ounce: $8.70

Bubble tea: A tea containing unknown bubble-making ingredients. 1 cup: $5.60

Buttcheek Beans: Very rare beans that resemble butts. No relation to tooting. 1 ounce: $21.00

BUTTer beans: Beans that make your toots and poops very smooth. Dont eat too much! 1 ounce: $0.70

Brown stuff: Pure butt power. (WARNING: HORRIBLY ILLEGAL) 1 ounce: $187.50