Ambidextrous Clyde

Ambidextrous Lefty Clyde (420 a.d.-June 3, 500) was a Roman-English bubblemaker. Little is known about Ambidextrous' early life. Ambidextrous discovered bubblemaking when he was 13. He grew up poor so he didn't take his first bath until he was 13. When Ambidextrous Clyde let out his first tush-to-water toot the bubble count is said to have been over 300. This first toot was apparently so stinky, the smell alone ended up killing his sister Margherita. This would go on to haunt Ambidextrous for the rest of his life. For the next to years Ambidextrous practiced bubblemaking, he also learned how to control his toots to make them safe. When Ambidextrous was 15 he met Joe Fartnation and Tootius McGee. Together, along with 15 other unknown bubblemakers they created the world's first bubblemaking society Big Bubble Bums (BBB).

Ambidextrous and Joe Fartnation became really close friends. In fact Ambidextrous introduced Fartnation to Marinara Clyde, Ambidextrous' sister and Fartnation's future wife. Ambidextrous was one of the first people to attend and graduate from Fartnation's new university the Institution of Bums and Bubbles (IBB). After Ambidextrous graduated from college he stayed at IBB as a professor in stinkology. When Joe Fartnation was executed in 468 a.d., Ambidextrous worked hard to get Joe's diary Farts of Fartnation published. Ambidextrous also took office as the 2nd President of IBB.

It is rumored that Joe Fartnation, Ambidextrous Clyde, and Tootius McGee created the legendary Golden Bubble. Ambidextrous never confirmed or denied the bubble's existence. On June 3, 500 a. d. Ambidextrous Clyde passed away peacfully surrounded by family. His final words were "My legacy is left in bubble". It is unknown if Ambidextrous Clyde was referring to the Golden Bubble or not.

Contrary to popular belief Ambidextrous Lefty Clyde was not ambidextrous nor left-handed. He was a righty.