Fartnation

Joe Aloysius Fartnation (420-468 a.d.) was a Roman-English bubblemaker and historian. He spent his early years tending to sheep in and around the London area. When he was 12 Joe discovered Bubblemaking. He was sitting in one of London's public baths when suddenly he felt a disturbance in his stomach. He knew he was going to fart so he let it out. The moment that toot left his anal cavity an eruption of bubbles spread throughout the pool. Joe was fascinated by this new discovery of his. He spent the next three years trying to perfect the art of bubblemaking. When he was 15 Joe met Ambidextrous Clyde, Tootius McGee, and 15 other unknown bubblemakers. Together they created Big Bubble Bums (BBB) the first society dedicated to bubblemaking. Joe and BBB spent the next three years tracking down bubble makers of all ages. In 438 a.d. BBB's youngest member was three months old and their oldest was 97. When Joe was 18 he realized there was no university where he and other bubblemakers could practice their craft. In 438 a.d. Joe created the Institution of Bums and Bubbles (IBB) the world's first bubble making University.

Joe spent the rest of his life running IBB. In  444 a.d. Joe married Ambidextrous Clyde's sister Marinara. on  October 14th, 468 a.d. Joe Aloysius Fartnation was executed by Roman Emperor Leo I. Many believe he was executed because the romans feared his power. Joe left behind his 3,482 page diary Farts of Fartnation which is still being published today. The original diary is currently being displayed at The BITBU Museum. In the last chapter of Fartnation's diary Joe explains the Golden Bubble. He says he, Ambidextrous Clyde, and Tootius McGee created a bubble so powerful it would never pop and if found would give its finder ultimate bubbly power and immortality. Joe Fartnation said he hid the bubble himself somewhere on Earth and never told another soul of it's location. To this day the Golden Bubble has still never been found leaving people wondering if it even exists at all.